My new Ride: The PT Sport!

No, it's not a retro-wago-van made by Chrysler (Cerebus?). I didn't say PT Cruiser, I got a P&T Sport! That's Phil & Teds for those who don't keep up with the latest in baby rides. My Dad reads Autoblog, but I like wheels of a different variety.

I think I look great in it. The blue camo was a hard sell for Mommy but I think she likes it after seeing it in-person. Can you guess who picked the color? It's almost a match for my part-time ride, Daddy's WRX! I like Mommy's ride better, but the Scooby-Doo is fast and makes my head squish up against the SIP wings on my Peg. The ride of the PT is like Mommy's car, smooth, cushy and fast!

The best part is there is an extra seat for my friends Sammo and Tubs, or a future baby sister.

Not that there is any news to share. I want Mommy and Daddy all to myself for a few years!

-Max Attack

First week at Lisa's

So this week was different. Instead of sleeping in late with Mommy, they are getting me dressed and sending me off to some lady every morning. Well, maybe not tomorrow. I wonder if this is gonna happen every week?

At least it was fun! I made some new friends at Lisa's house. She takes care of me during the day, but I'm not sure what that's called... There is another kid named Max, but I'm the cuter one so everyone calls me Baby Max. I guess he's Big Ugly Max. I dunno. Then there is this kid named Alex. He's half like me and half whiter. But he speaks Mandarin! No joke. That kid is funny. And then there's this other Chinese kid, but I don't know his name yet. He's kinda quiet.

This lady Lisa is cool. She holds me and feeds me and talks to me and stuff. But I miss my Mommy! Only Mommy knows how to hold me the right way. And Mommy gives me the BOOBIE! Gotta love that. I guess the bottle ain't bad, but man, I love me some boobies.

Monday was rough. It was my first day at Lisa's and I was totally thrown off schedule. I couldn't even poop! It was hard. Literally!!! Each day got better, I got more comfy there and today, I pooped THREE times. That's a lot, even for me. Poor Lisa. At least it's mostly breastmilk! Wait unti I have more solids. STINKY!

Lucky for me, tomorrow is Friday. That's the start of my weekend and it means Mommy's gonna play with me all day. TGIF!

-Max