Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Wanna race for pinks?


Whachoo got?  I can totally take you man.  This new ride of mine goes 0-6 in like 3 seconds!  Instant torque off the line because it's an electric vehicle like the Tesla Roadster.  I'm diggin the exposed-to-the-elements styling à la the Ariel Atom.  I've gotta wear my windbreaker when I take this puppy out.

I'm giving Daddy a head start since his VW is so slow.

-Max the Ax.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Been too busy to blog.

Holy Cow! It's been 3 months and I haven't had any time to post. Life is just so busy for a baby genius, maybe I need an assistant. Well, I have these two people who already do whatever I ask them, but they're always tired and I think they do other stuff during the day when I go play with my friends. I need an Executive Assistant to manage my schedule. How else will I know when it's time to eat? I'm always hungry!

I guess I should increase my vocabulary so my new EA will be able to fulfill my every need and do as I ask. Right now I know about half a dozen signs and can do a few silly things that my Mommy asks me. I do them because she's so easily entertained. I figure I should give back to my fans for making me who I am today. I can currently sign; milk, food, more, sleep, water, dog, bird and a single-wing plane (makes sense if you know the sign). I can also give kisses, hugs, blow kisses, point to stuff I want, clap my hands, point to my ears and nose and hair. I do most of these things in three languages, four if you count ASL!

I also said my first word! It was a few days after my birthday and I told Mommy, "Ball!". I had to point at the ball a few times before she would actually give it to me. Maybe I need to teach Mommy more words!

For my birthday I got a whole bunch of toys. My favorite Auntie Christine got me a Batman PowerWheels! It's so cool, but Daddy had to return it because he thinks I'm too young. My Uncle Barney and Auntie Ervinna got me a weird laughing blue stuffed animal. He looks just like Cookie Monster on the wallpaper at home. I also received a variety of cars; push ones, ride-on ones, even my first remote-controlled car! Mommy and Daddy got me this big play structure/climber/slide thing. It was ok, but I'm too little to climb up and use the slide. I think I'll just keep playing with their stuff like keyboards, blackberrys and bathroom paraphernalia.

Being one is a lot of fun! I promise I'll try to write more for all my loyal readers.

-Mighty Max

Monday, March 3, 2008

Crawling, on the ground, not on the Web.

I finally did it!  Well, I've been practicing for weeks now, but it's official... I can CRAWL!
Mommy saw me do at least three steps.  Daddy did too when he finally got home from work. I've been doing one step (can you even call it that?) for about a week now.  Before that, I was particularly fond of the "army crawl" - all arms, and legs a-draggin!  I used to roll around a lot to get places before I figured out the arms thing.

And now I'm a Crawler!  Watch out everyone.  Anything left on the floor will be promptly snatched up and chewed on.  Hey, I'm teething too, that's just what we babies do!
Daddy's got some video, which he'll probably put on YouTube before long.  For now, enjoy this picture.

-Max Crawler



Sunday, January 6, 2008

I'm 7 months today! - Foodie dinner and cake.

Boy am I getting big!  Mommy can barely carry me now.  Daddy has a hard time too since he hasn't been working out.  I've been eating solid foods and I love it.  My favorite is applesauce, which my Mommy makes herself from organic apples.  Daddy buys me a variety of baby foods such as mango dessert, peach rice & bananas, vanilla custard pudding, squash, peaches and my LEAST favorite, green peas!  Yuck!  I make this nasty face and spit it out when Daddy gives it to me.  I don't think he gets it, he still tries to make me eat that green goop...

Sometimes I'm so hungry I eat my own toes! They are quite yummy!

Tonight Mommy is going to make me some risotto to celebrate my 7thmonthday.  We're all going to eat it together, but I need mine to be mushed up a little.  Mommy also got me a little chocolate cake.  I wonder how many candles I'll have?  Maybe one that is 7/12th in size?

We also moved a few weeks ago and I'm finally settling in nicely.  I've got my own room and it's quite large (for me).  I've also got my own bathroom which I take my baths in.  It's much better than the kitchen baths in the old place.  As you can see, I approve!

Mommy has an office, but really it's just one big toy room for me.  Daddy has his toy in there too.  He spends a LOT of time on it.  It was supposed to be a gift for Mommy but she hardly gets to play with it.  Oh well, boys and their toys? Good thing Mommy is so understanding.
 
Until next time (month?) folks...

-Baby Max